Would it be inconsiderate to pour 5 quarts of motor oil on my wife while she is sleeping?

You know...... as a practical joke of sortsWould it be inconsiderate to pour 5 quarts of motor oil on my wife while she is sleeping?
Yes, she could inhale it and get sick. Why notuse water instead.





I think you may not be getting any for a while.Would it be inconsiderate to pour 5 quarts of motor oil on my wife while she is sleeping?
no,it is stupid.joke or not.u could make her ver sick
I'm wondering what possessed you to even think of that...I'm not predicting a good result
Was that even a question or are you giving away free points? Of course it's inconsiderate....ridiculous actually! I would not find it funny one bit if I were her. I think she's likely to divorce you if she knew you were even considering it- I would.
lol...what the ??
How is that a practical joke. Normally practical jokes have a series of related events or a backstory or some kind of baiting sequence, etc. etc. etc.?





All you will have done is pour five quarts of motor oil on your wife while she is sleeping.





I actually think it is hilarious because it is so godd*mned retarded that I can't help but laugh. The fact that anyone would think about that is so hilarious, even if it is totally pointless.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!





It is not a practical joke, but sure go right ahead.





You have capitalized on the great sleeping vulnerability. HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!! You are as brilliant as a bunch of drunk frat guys.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!





You are such a moron, dude!!!! Why am I laughing so hard?





HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
Dumb question...





Would it be inconsiderate of her to pour five quarts of motor oil on you while you were sleeping? You know, as a practical joke or something? What would be your reaction? You'd probably clock her good. She'd go see a divorce lawyer. Pour away, waterboy.
not a funny practical joke. It could really hurt if it go into her eyes, and could make her sick if she swallowed it. Besides, it is almost impossible to wash out of the sheets.





And I highly doubt she would find this funny. Why don'y you just stick with something less harmful like whipped cream, or just letting her sleep and not being such a jacka$$
only if she needs an oil change..don't forget the filter.
5 quarts? Of course that would be inconsiderate. 4 quarts is the maximum anyone should use.
nah....now 6 quarts, that's bad!
Only if your trying to kill her jacka$$!
i predict u on ur best friends couch for a year
why not wait till she is awake and pour 1 quart of baby oil on both of you. she might see motor oil as mean. although it might make the washer run a little quieter it's still a be-otch to wash motor oil out of the sheets. So, yes it would be making more house work for her and therefore inconsiderate.
It would be far more than inconsiderate, it would be asinine!! Motor oil can cause cancer!
Might start her up and she will be well lubricated. :)
Yeeesss
It would inconsiderate to light her up afterwards.





Why don't you just piss on her and get it over with?
Well, let me think............. YES!!!!!!
Forget the motor oil; go with Wesson Oil. Much safer and much more likely to lead to a hot oil pit wrestling match with another woman. (Oh, and much more likely to keep you married, though as indicated above, either way you ain't gonna git any any time soon).